Alright so let me share how I did my 2025 career horoscope for Aries friends. Started like every Tuesday morning – dumped my cold brew coffee grounds while scrolling Instagram.
Suddenly remembered someone asked about Aries career luck last week. Grabbed my dog-eared astrology notebook covered in coffee stains from 2018 predictions. Flipped through those scribbled pages saying “Mars retrograde messes with fire signs” blah blah.
Gathering Materials Stage
- First pulled all 2025 planetary transit charts off my bookshelf
- Checked Jupiter movement dates – super important for promotions
- Dusted off that rusty ephemeris software I bought during lockdown
- Cross-checked three different astrology sites on my phone
The crunch came when my cat jumped on the keyboard and deleted the Saturn transit dates. Had to redo April-September calculations twice! Almost threw my laptop out the window honestly.
Writing Process Drama
Typed furiously about Jupiter entering Gemini mid-year – major career boost time. But then coffee mug tipped over. Keyboard went nuts showing Chinese characters instead of English. Panicked wipe-down with dish towel ruined my notes about Venus aspects.
Called my astro buddy Dave screaming “Are Aries screwed during Mercury retrograde or what?” He laughed saying “Bro just tell’em avoid signing contracts August 8-30.” Added that in with big warning signs.
Final Touches
- Double-checked each month’s lucky/unlucky days
- Highlighted career change windows in yellow marker
- Said screw it – added memes about aggressive Aries bosses
- Proofread while eating microwave pizza at 2AM
Posted it thinking maybe ten people would care. Woke up to 82 notifications – mostly Aries interns asking if they should quit jobs next spring. Guess Saturn return predictions really hit nerves! Might need thicker notebook for 2026…
