Well, I’ve always been kinda curious about astrology, especially those so – called love asteroids and how they might mess with relationships. So, I decided to dig into it myself.
First off, I started by gathering some basic info. I hit up a few astrology books at the local library. I flipped through pages and pages, looking for anything about these love asteroids. It was like searching for a needle in a haystack, but I finally found some stuff about Eros, Psyche, and Juno, which are supposed to be big players in love astrology.
Next, I made a list of all my single friends. I mean, they’re the ones out there in the dating world, right? I sat down with each of them, one by one. I asked them about their birth dates and times, ’cause you need that for an accurate astrological chart. Then I went online and used a free astrology website to pull up their charts. It was a pain in the butt to enter all that info, but I got it done.
Once I had their charts, I started looking for those love asteroids. I checked where they were positioned in the different zodiac signs and houses. It was like trying to read a really confusing map. But I kept at it, making notes on what each position might mean for their love lives according to what I’d read in those books.

After that, I called up my friends again. I told them what I’d found out about their love asteroids. Some of them were really into it, like ‘Wow, that makes so much sense!’ But others were like, ‘Dude, this is all crazy talk.’
Then, I started tracking their dating lives. I asked them about their dates, if they met anyone new, or if there were any relationship problems. I made a little spreadsheet on my computer to keep track of everything. It was a lot of work, but I was determined to see if there was any real connection.
Over the next few months, I kept an eye on that spreadsheet. And you know what? There were some interesting things. One friend, whose Eros was in a certain sign, kept meeting people who were really passionate but also a bit intense. Another friend with Juno in a particular house got engaged out of the blue. It was like the asteroids were actually having an impact!
But here’s the thing. Not everything lined up perfectly. Some of my friends had love asteroid positions that should’ve meant great relationships, but they were still single or having a hard time. So, I’m not saying astrology love asteroids are the be – all and end – all of relationships. But they’re definitely something to think about. Maybe they’re just one piece of the big relationship puzzle. And that’s my little adventure into the world of astrology love asteroids!
