My Morning Vogue Check
Woke up early today like always, brewed my dark roast coffee, and grabbed my cracked phone. Swiped straight to my Vogue horoscope bookmark first thing – gotta see what the stars cooked up for this Aries. Scrolled past some fashion stuff, almost spilled coffee when I spotted the Aries section.
What the Stars Said
For love, it basically screamed: “Speak up about feelings today! Hidden crushes might bite ya later.” Career part said: “Unexpected money chance pops up – don’t overthink it, just grab.” Honestly sounded like generic advice but hey, coffee hadn’t kicked in yet.
My Love Plan in Action
Remembered my coworker Mike always sharing his fries at lunch. Realized I never thanked him properly. At 10 AM break, walked right to his desk and blurted out: “Yo Mike, appreciate you sharing food – you’re awesome.” His face went red like tomato sauce! Turns out he thought I hated him ’cause I’m always quiet. Stars nailed that one.
Career Move Attempt
At 2 PM, boss suddenly announced quick cash bonus for volunteering at weekend event. My brain screamed “overthink it!” – laundry mountain, tired legs, blah blah. Then I recalled Vogue’s “just grab” bit. Slammed my hand up so fast I knocked over a water bottle. Whole team stared but who cares? Got $150 bonus locked in.
How It All Shook Out
- Mike brought me EXTRA fries today – jalapeño cheddar!
- Spilled water earned me “clumsy goat” jokes all afternoon
- Boss winked saying “fastest hand in the West”
- Still doing laundry at midnight though ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Lesson? Horoscopes work if you actually do the stuff they say. Even if you look like an idiot spilling water everywhere. Next time Venus is in my sector or whatever, I’m trying everything they suggest.
