My Aries Horoscope Prep Process
So last Sunday I dragged my laptop to the coffee shop thinking, “Alright, gotta crank out September’s horoscope for Aries folks.” I chugged my cold brew, flipped open my dog-eared astrology notebook – the one with coffee stains on the Leo page – and started mapping things out.
First step was digging through my planetary charts app. Jupiter’s moving funky this month, squaring Mars real early, so I circled September 3rd, 8th, and 15th in red right away. Those dates screamed “big opportunities… if you hustle.” Felt like finding gold in your backyard dirt.
Why am I doing this?
Cause last month, I totally blew it ignoring Mercury retrograde. Missed a job interview email like a dummy. Lesson learned? Track the stars before stuff bites you.
Next part was grinding through each week’s energy. Week one? Pure fire. I scribbled notes like “Tell Karen to push her podcast launch NOW” beside September 4th. Week two looked slower, more “fix your budget” vibes. Noticed Saturn doing its stubborn thing around the 20th, so warned about rushing big purchases. The last week felt explosive – perfect for firing off that risky email or asking for a raise.
- Cleared my desk for full focus mode
- Drew little fire symbols (♈) next to key days
- Checked moon phases against my notes from last September
- Added Mercury’s movement for smooth communication days
The Brewery Meltdown Moment
Proof this stuff works? Okay, real talk. Saw Mars heating up career zones for mid-month. Literally marked September 16th “TAKE THE SHOT” in big letters.
Cut to last Tuesday at the brewery. My boss is complaining about slow sales again. Usually I’d just nod and restock pints. But nope. Pulled my boss aside, heart pounding like a drum solo, laid out my whole Oktoberfest promo plan USING my horoscope notes. Took three minutes.
What happened?
Got told “Let’s try it.” No raise yet – but he bought the beer special I designed. Baby steps, right? That September 16th date? Marked it green for “Lucky Action.” Gonna hit him up again then.
Final touch? Reread everything out loud like I was telling my buddy at the bar. If I couldn’t explain “Venus trine” without sounding like a textbook? Scrapped it. Kept it simple: “Good day to charm investors” or “Don’t pick fights tonight.” Printed it, folded it into my wallet. Done deal.
