Okay so I wanted to do something different for June horoscopes. Saw everyone doing generalized predictions but thought, man, Aries folks gonna get hit hard this month. Felt it in my bones.
First Thing First – Planetary Positions
Dusted off my ephemeris app and cracked open my coffee-stained planetary transit notebook. Mercury retrograde ending June 3rd but Pluto’s still doing its backstroke in Aquarius. Squinted at Mars opposite Pluto – knew that meant fireworks for Aries. My cat knocked over my tea right then. Omen? Maybe.
Journal Diving Time
Pulled out five years of Aries client journals. Spread ’em across the floor like a crazy person. Kept seeing patterns around career shocks when Saturn moved like this. Remembered Sarah’s total career 180 last June – quit her law firm and started baking organic dog treats. Made notes on my phone with sticky dough fingers.
Doing The Actual Reading
Threw three Tarot spreads. Kept getting Tower and Ace of Wands together – classic “burn it down, start fresh” energy. Choked when the Five of Pentacles popped up twice. Started scribbling:
- Job shift incoming? (probably forced)
- Money drama alert? (duh, Mercury retro leftovers)
- Relationships needing reboot? (Mars glares at Venus)
The Validation Game
Called up my Aries sister for “unrelated chat”. Five minutes in she bursts out about hating her job and eyeing tattoo apprenticeships. Bingo. Checked three astrology forums – everybody’s Aries friends were either quitting jobs or moving houses. Texted my buddy Leo (total skeptic) about his Aries roommate suddenly selling his motorcycle. “How’d you know?!” he texts back.
Putting It Together
Wrote the predictions like I was warning my best friend:
- Bosses gonna be demons until June 18th
- Unexpected cash surprises (good or bad depends on karma)
- Old flames popping up like bad pennies
Highlighted the Mars-Pluto clash in BOLD CAPS. Went to bed dreaming of rams headbutting brick walls. Woke up knowing it was right. Published it with extra caffeine shaking hands. Aries folks are texting me “how did you know?!” all damn day.
