Woke up early Wednesday thinking ‘heck, wonder how today’s stars lined up for us Aries folks’ since April 2nd sounded kinda important. Grabbed my coffee, wiped sleep from my eyes, and did what I always do – pulled up three different horoscope apps while munching toast.
The First Check
Opened AstroZone first. Scrolled past ads for crystal necklaces – like always – till I spotted the daily bit. It straight up yelled ‘TODAY’S A 10/10 FOR ARIES!’ in purple letters. Claimed Mars firing up my sector meant I’d crush work meetings and find money. ‘Sweet,’ I mumbled, spilling coffee on my sweatpants.
Switched to CosmoStars next. Their take? ‘Proceed with caution.’ Said Mercury retrograde vibes (or whatever) could mess up tech stuff. Specifically warned about double-checking emails before sending. ‘Great,’ I thought, remembering last week’s typo-filled disaster reply.
Cross-Referencing My Sources
Wanted a tiebreaker, so I dug out that dusty astrology book grandma gave me. Flipped pages covered in sticky notes till I found April 2nd predictions:
- Career: “Unexpected praise comes your way”
- Love: “Avoid serious talks; tensions simmer”
- Luck: “Check old coat pockets”
Snorted at the pockets thing but jotted notes anyway.
Putting It To The Test
Here’s what actually went down:
- Email disaster avoided? YES. Caught autocorrect changing ‘project’ to ‘protest’ thanks to CosmoStars. Crisis averted.
- Found money? NOPE. Turned coat pockets inside out. Found lint, expired cough drops, zero cash.
- Unexpected praise? KINDA? Boss randomly said ‘good hustle’ walking past my desk. Short but counted it.
- Love tensions? AVOIDED. Almost argued with partner about chores, remembered the warning, shut my mouth. Went fine later.
Wrapping Up The Day
Finished the day feeling… whelmed? Not amazing, not terrible. Apps hyped it way more than it deserved. That pocket thing was pure nonsense. Did I dodge some bullets? Probably. Was it magic? Nah. Next time I’m checking horoscopes, gonna take the hype with a big grain of salt – and skip the pocket search.
