Started digging into next year’s horoscope stuff for Aries folks this morning. Grabbed my dog-eared ephemeris book, that weird software my astro-nerd pal recommended, and half a pot of stale coffee. First thought? Damn, Saturn’s still squatting in Pisces like an unwelcome houseguest messing with Aries finances. Made me spill coffee all over my keyboard trying to chart that mess. Cleanup took forever.
Switched to transits instead – smarter move honestly. Noticed Jupiter barging into Gemini mid-January looking like a hype-man for career stuff. Scribbled “PROMOTION ENERGY??” in all caps on my sticky note before remembering Gemini rules gossip too. Crumpled that note real fast. Could just mean office drama instead. Typical Jupiter overselling.
The Uranus Surprise Punch
Plotting Mars later was kinda hilarious though. Saw that sucker retrograde through Leo starting August 3rd. Immediately thought “Aries creatives gonna lose their damn minds.” Like, imagine rehearsing your big project for months and ZAP – tech fails opening night or your collaborator ghosts you. Total chaos vibes. Almost gave up tracking when the software froze. Punched the mouse. Hard.
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Biggest headache spots:
- Relationship zone gets Pluto stomping around early March – not great if you’re rushing into engagement parties
- Eclipses nuking communication sectors in spring – stock up on phone chargers and patience
- That Neptune fog in September relationships – trust issues or vodka issues? Hard to tell
Wrapped up way later than planned, sticky notes plastered everywhere like crime scene evidence. Found patterns though – August specifically feels like life slapping the remote control out your hand. Adaptation’s the word. Or “panic elegantly.” Whatever works. Still cleaning coffee splashes off my monitor. Next time? Bigger mug. Or maybe whiskey.