Alright so this morning I grabbed my coffee like always – black, two sugars, been doing that for years. Checked my phone notifications while stirring and bam, there’s this pop-up about Aries horoscope for today. April 27, 2025. Kinda shrugged but clicked it anyway. You know how it is.
Loaded up some astrology site, didn’t even bookmark it honestly. Scrolled past all the flashy ads for tarot readings. Finally found the Aries section near the top. Here’s what mine said:
- “Expect unexpected delays in communication today”
- “Financial decisions should wait until next week”
- “Someone from your past might reach out”
Read that first point and laughed because just then my stupid email froze up. Had to restart the whole damn thing. Spilled coffee on my shirt too. Perfect start right?
Took a screenshot and sent it to my buddy Mike with the caption “This horoscope shit might be real lol.” He texts back five minutes later – his car broke down on the highway. Wild.
Kept checking messages all afternoon like some paranoid squirrel. When the accounting department pinged about approving new software purchases? Remembered point two. Told them “let’s discuss Monday.” Pretty sure they thought I was slacking.
Now I’m just sitting here waiting for this “past person” to show up. Phone’s been dead quiet. Either it’s total nonsense or… yep. Mom just called about finding my old baseball mitt. Close enough I guess.
Honestly? Might check tomorrow’s prediction just to see if lightning strikes twice. This was way more entertaining than reading news feeds.