Alright folks, today I actually put those Aries horoscope tips to the test. Woke up feeling like hot garbage after staying up too late binge-watching cooking shows. Remembered it’s May 10th – Aries day – so pulled up the forecast while chugging coffee.
Tip 1: Make First Moves Before 10 AM
Forecast said “initiate before 10 AM for maximum Mars power.” Yeah right. But whatever, fired off three scary work emails I’d been avoiding at 9:47 AM while chewing toast. Crazy thing? All three clients replied within 30 minutes saying yes. My boss even pinged me “Damn you’re on fire today.”
Tip 2: Wear Red for Confidence Boost
Listen I don’t even like red clothes. Dug out this old burgundy shirt that’s kinda reddish if you squint. Went shopping later and suddenly started bargaining at the farmers market – me! Normally I just pay whatever. Saved €8 on strawberries plus got free basil. Maybe coincidence but wearing it felt like armor.
Tip 3: Physical Outlet for Aggression
Got road rage at lunchtime – typical Aries stuff. Remembered tip three: burn the anger. Did angry power-walk around block with death metal blasting. Came back sweating but actually laughing at how ridiculous I looked stomping past pensioners.
Tip 4: Approach Unfamiliar People
This felt awkward as hell. At the dog park, saw some startup-looking guy with fancy headphones. Instead of ignoring him like always, asked what podcast he’s glued to. Turns out he’s a sound engineer looking for beta testers – exactly what my nephew studies! Sent him my nephew’s contact.
Final thoughts? Skeptic me says it’s confirmation bias. But holy hell did stuff line up today. Maybe we Aries should just run with it when stars align. Even took a screenshot of my to-do list when I woke up versus bedtime – difference looks like magic. Try your horoscope days sometime!