So yesterday I got this itch to know what tomorrow holds for my Aries pals without shelling out cash to those fancy astrology apps. Woke up early, grabbed my laptop still crusty with yesterday’s coffee stains, and went straight into detective mode. First I opened like ten browser tabs trying different free horoscope sites – some looked legit, others felt sketchy as hell with pop-up ads screaming “YOUR EX MISSES YOU!”
My Messy Process Step-by-Step
Got real frustrated when most sites just gave one-liners like “Expect surprises!” or “Stay positive!” Like wow thanks, super helpful. Remembered my tía’s dusty astrology books in the garage, so I dug those out. The pages smelled like wet dog and basement mold but whatever. Spent two hours cross-referencing planetary positions from NASA’s public astronomy feeds with those crumbling books.
- Translated Spanish stuff (the book was written in Spanglish honestly) using Google Translate while eating cold pizza
- Drew dumb little diagrams of planetary alignments on napkins – looked like spaghetti art
- Compared my notes against three free websites that actually showed detailed breakdowns
Biggest headache? Mercury’s retrograde was messing with technology – no joke, my laptop crashed three times saving files. Had to restart completely twice when my cat walked on the keyboard deleting half my notes. Almost rage-quit when Venus transitions got all confusing – had to video call my cousin’s new agey girlfriend to explain house placements at 11 PM.
Finally Nailed Tomorrow’s Forecast
Around midnight, I mashed everything together into actual usable predictions. For my fellow Aries tomorrow:
- Morning chaos warning – Mercury screwing with emails/tech again
- Afternoon energy spike – perfect time to tackle that annoying work project
- Money luck comes around 3 PM – boss might approve budget or side hustle pays off
- Relationship stuff – planets say DON’T start arguments over dishes tonight
Checked my work against paid horoscopes today and actually matched on 80% of it. Felt smug proving you can get legit forecasts without paying. Though I gotta admit – next time I’m just screenshotting from library astrology books instead.
